Burger King...Home of the Heart Attack
I enjoy a good fast food breakfast sandwich, but sometimes I wonder what these companies be thinking about. Like Burger King must be formulating a conspiracy to kill its customer base. Seriously, if that "Creepy King" guy-man-thing doesn't give you a heart attack when open your front door in the morning, the "Man Meal" of a sandwich on his random silver platter surely will. Check the tagline: "Wake up to a mouthful of breakfast with the Meatnormous Omelete Sandwich. Two slices of melted American Cheese, two fluffy eggs, three crispy strips of bacon, two sizzling sausage patties and two slices of ham, piled high on a toasted bun. The Meatnormous Omelete Sandwich from Burger King. So big, breakfast will never be the same." I wonder why they don't mention the 730 "tasty" calories in the sandwich.
posted by RobGaines at
11:58 PM
1 Comments:
First of all, MEATNORMOUS is hilarious...just remember that someone thought of that and presented it in a suit...
730 isn't that bad.
2 bowls of cereal= 400 calories
glass of juice= 150 calories
That's 550 right there. Average chap and lady needs 2000 calories. Bad, but doable.
I have more of a problem with the pig getting sacrificed between that fake egg and buttery bread.
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