Lets take a trip in the way back machine...

Some of these In remember, some are just weird.

If you have eaten ANY of these though....get a check up ASAP

First Up....

I used to eat this at my Grandma & Paw Paw's house, but they never had real milk. 

We used to have to eat King VitaMAN with POWDER MILK!!! Powder milk, if you never had it, is the pancake mix of milk (just add water) and it looks and tastes like the sweat from a glue stick. And why is it spelled VitaMAN. I spelled vitamin wrong until I was 16...thats not okay! The toys, you can see, clearly SUCKED! Not a racing car but a racing COACH! It looks like one of those wooden toys they make at the north Pole on the Christmas claymation movies...which I love! So heres to you King VitaMAN! You and your crown of golden spoons nourished me and the rest of the Chicago Heights youth through our pre teens! And that was well worth a lower score in the IGAP!

Next....KABOOM!!!

This cereal is the reason most of us are scared of clowns. It also got me into big trouble because in my house the rule was you had to drink the cereal milk when you were done. Normally not a problem but KABOOM turned your milk into a greyish blue bowl of nasty. It looked like you cleaned a paintbrush in it. But I guess thats what happens when you try to make "VitaMIN and Iron Cereal" fun. Not a good idea.

Next...Ooooooo...Kaaaay

The name of this cereal is OK's

It should have been named Soooo Gay!

People really wonder where the "rise in alternative lifestyle" came from. We been getting subliminal images in Gayity since birth. Now yall know Im no gay basher this is just comedy. You know we love the homos! lol (Please catch the satirical nature)

Its just funny how little kids dont see racism, or homophobia until we learn that we are supposed to in society. I ate this cereal a few times (or I at least remember seeing it) but I never once felt the need to exclaim a great big "No Homo" or a "Pause..." But today tho... I got a 3 No Homo a day habit. I say it being funny but some people, everything they do, the cars they drive, thier sex life, thier mindstate is a great big NO HOMO! Just to prove you are a man or... not gay. But me and J Kwest decided a long time ago we dont do the No Homo anymore why? ...I shouldnt have o say it! LOL. You should already know!

Any way it takes J Kwest to let you know about the people we looked up to as kids that we never realized were SUPER gay! The He Man revelation changed my life! 

(Disclaimer: Just to be clear I keep a biblical stance on homosexuality and I also keep a Biblical stance on how I treat people. With kindness. love and compassion. And we should never define ANY person by their sexuality. Homo or Hetero ...speak love)

The next blog... Im going to give you cereals and candies from the past that should NEVER be eaten. You NEED that!!! Peace!