Things you should NEVER put in your mouth!!

In honor of the lunch series that J is doing....which is genius by the way, I am going forth with my blog I promised in my last nostalgic cereal blog...that nobody read....so you don't know WHAT promise I'm talking about.

I should be finishing these sermons for the 8 and 10 am services this Sunday (yeah EARLY) But I'm here with you you're welcome! Anywayz!!

Actual foods that were on the market that you should never eat.

1. Big Hunk Candy Bar


I don't know about you dudes but I'm not eating a candy called BIG HUNK...even if the label does say low fat (what?) Great big pause on this one.


Speaking of pause....
2. Nut Milk
Nuff said! If you eat this, there isn't a pause that can save you.

In the "I cant believe they actually thought this would work" category....


3. Crunchy LOGS


I have so many bad jokes about wood that my witness will not allow me to speak. But honestly who really though this wold be a good idea. What is appetizing about a log!? Imagine the logs people dropped AFTER eating this cereal?

Speaking of cereal, my FAVORITE cereal is peanut butter crunch (which J thinks is crazy) But what was the Cap'n thinking here....

4. Vanilly Crunch



Looks like Styrofoam! But it is FORTIFIED with B-Vitamins & Iron so....

For a while Cereals were getting to the point they were just like candy...this was the peak of that trend.

5. Mr Wonderful's Surprise


I don't like my food with surprises. Surprises are good for parties, holidays, stuff like that. Not for morning nutrition. The surprise was . There is no nutritional value in this cereal AT ALL!

6. Wine Flavored Kit Kat (What!?)


Why didn't this work?

The last one I promise!
7. Mr T Candy

The wrapper says "I pity the fool who passes up my GOLD COLORED CHAIN offer on the back". I pity the fool who DIDN'T pass up that offer.