Lebron: Treat Your Mother Right

Here's what happened: Lebron gets fouled, fracas ensues, mother rushes towards fracas. KG plays father figure and grabs mother, POLITELY tries to calm her down.

Apparently, Lebron doesn't just coach the Cavaliers, he also coaches mom, because after his mother did NOT sit down (in obvious hood concern for her son), he looked at her, like THIS:

and said: GLORIA, SIT YOUR **S DOWN! Exactly, then he said it again...

A few things I want to explore here:

1. He called her Gloria. Think about calling your mother by her first name...(and you just died)
2. He told her to SIT DOWN. What type of guy tells his mother to sit down? Forget the cursing (which we won't), the mere fact that he said SIT DOWN (think about that...you just died)
3. He cursed at her (dead)
4. His mother is a G (DUI, resisting arrest, damaging police property [she kicked out a police window])
-then she got maced-
But, she is his mother. To add to that,
5. This was the day after Mother's Day.
6. It was in a stadium, with people there (many, even)

Lebron, I'm 25 now and officially able to rent a car by myself, which means I'm wise. As your older brother, I can only hope you treat your mother in private better than you do in public. Let's START with better seats. She was sitting under the rim. Then, without thinking twice, you said "Gloria, sit your (butt) down." Now, don't get me wrong, I DIED LAUGHING and really thought you were gonna get set straight on the court (have you ever been set straight yet?). I know you're not having the best week (coaching Lebron James' team isn't easy when your Lebron James) and it's going to get worse b4 it gets better, but I have to give you the advice a great man gave me. It changed my life, and trust me, it will make your week.



Funny=Understatement. This is the funniest thing I've seen maybe EVER. Where do I start? Lebron: Treat her right