Asheville Day 1: White Valedictorians and Black Bears

Seriously. I go to pick up my phone and it says "SunCom" instead of T-Mobile, which means I'm roaming to the ends of the Earth. At least Breeve and I are rooming together, which is also kind of weird because we're a bit grown. But the time away from the city is needed so we can regroup and write the classic you've been waiting for. B.I.G went to Miami; VK goes to Asheville. If you see a bear, stand still...