Its me....Christians!

Yes, yes as is the tradition in my first post...allow me to introduce myself. My name is Jones (Clark) I am a writer but please don't expect anything brilliant, witty, or life changin from my posts...now that I have successfully lowered expectations, prepare to be amazed (shoot)

I am form the one and only southside of Chicago (shout out to Scott Joplin and the whole 79th street....shout out to dipset, why not?)

Why Clemenza? I split time being the out front dude and the behind the scenes svengoolie. I am a wing man in the pure music movement and what better representation than young Peter Clemenza? Noone!

Thanks everybody, your rug is in the mail

In light of tonights democratic debate, heres a little something extremely funny to catch you up on the issues and get you hyped!